WHY DOES THIS FUCKING TITAN LOOK LIKE HANK HILL
ILL TELL YA WHAT
(via scarletmonochrome)
“The result was precisely what I had hoped it might be.”
-Tales of Mystery and Imagination by Edgar Allan Poe.
((Thank ya, Edgar.))
“This is fun,” repeated Willie Hornung, sitting forward in his place.
-Oscar Wilde and a game called murder.Using LVM to manipulate LVs is more convenient than working with one of the tools that manipulate partitions.
I have no idea what this means (with regards to my sex life, I know exactly what it is talking about though), but it is from “A Practical Guide to Fedora and Red Hat Enterprise Linux”
Come to think of it, it may just be telling me that I will be too busy being a nerd and toying with a Linux server :/
For journalists, the best advice is to be specific in the choice of terms used, and to gaurd against automatically labelling one side the terrorists, which makes the other side automatically the good guys.
OR
Following discussions with the Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, the Ministry has agreed that the question of your expulsion will also be decided at that time.
Both “The Canadian Press Style guide” and “Harry Potter” were equidistant away.I let out the long breath with your name on it that I had been holding for almost a year, and went straight home to call your brother.
…. oh my.“It was here that he first came into conflict with the college authorities, and was debarred from future experiments by no less a dignitary than the dean of the medical school himself - the learned and benevolent Dr Allan Halsey, whose work onbehalf of the stricken is recalled by every old resident of Arkham.”
Jesus, that’s some dark shit.
“come,” Dany said,turning away from the window.
-A game of thrones
I was happy when I remembered Dany is a girl, but concerned when I remembered that she is like 14.
Donald Glover talking about the comments he received during his campaign to be the next Spider-Man (x)
“I was talking about it with Dan Eckman, who directed my Bonfire video. Can you imagine that trailer? That would be dope. Like it makes sense… a poor black kid in Queens. Like it just fits.”
(Source: halemcjoel, via suchadojikko)
“Kairos” animated trailer by La Cachette studio (for the promotion of Ulysse Malassagne’s comic book)
This is pretty cool.
Dracarys, bitches.
this scene deserves gangster rap.
play song and look at image
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpGbzYlnz7c
I can’t decide what’s funnier, the dog, or the guy that’s dying of laughter in the background
I lost my shit as hard as the camera man for real
(Source: blog.justaskinnyboy.com, via suchadojikko)
Helping Victor write his depression documentary, basically ghostwriting his life story.
Me: How would you metaphorically describe taking all those medications? That kind of, throttling back and forth?
Victor: Like a guy shitting on your chest…
Me: …IN WHAT WAY??
Victor: It sucks!


